You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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