Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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