I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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