your thong is hanging out like whoa
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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