Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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