brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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