plz talk dirty to me
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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