Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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