walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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