Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
My vagina is very pro this idea
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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