Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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