i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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