What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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