You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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