Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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