if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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