pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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