if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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