just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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