Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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