cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
