honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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