so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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