Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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