apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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