I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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