Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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