talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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