Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
North Korea, Best Korea!
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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