I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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