My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
