Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
