Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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