arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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