I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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