the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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