508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
well most of my day revolves around power hour
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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