so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The power of my boobs compel you
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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