Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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