I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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