You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
This baby is an asshole
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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