my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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