we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
