I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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