Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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