Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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