so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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