Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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