If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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