I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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