sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I checked into jail on foursquare
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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