At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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