He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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