I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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